JoBros ROCK!!!

Jonas Brothers...sigh. They are the most awesome singers EVER! My favorite songs that they have sung are:Austraila,Goodnight and Goodbye,S.O.S,hold on and Year 3000.
i want to meet them. at fist,when i looked at this magazine, I thought Joe was Kevin and Kevin was joe.Nick always looks the same.Kevin got a afro.He looks weird. But nick...HE'S AWESOME!!!!

christmas!

it's almost x-mas! i can hardly wait! i want lot's of stuff. it's gonna be fun! in the morning, all my sibs wake up, and together we would scream "WE HAVE TO GO PEE!!!
then our parents would come up with poptarts and o.j. then we would go through this huge conversation. This is what we usually said to our parents: "Can we go downstairs now?" "when will mom be up with more o.j?" "my poptart tastes funny." "i have to go to the bathroom again!" "let's go watch the thing on t.v. with Hannah Montana!" "he just licked my poptart!" That is how we great each other on x-mas morning.MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Dissecting

in school, we are dissecting a heart.(pigs heart) we watched the dissection movie. I, with my mouth hanging open,(maybe revealing my half-chewed peaches i had for snack) was horrified. the lady in the movie pulled out clots of blood(yuck) and showing the class the Right Atrium, Tricuspid valve ect.

later that day, i asked mom, "Mom, will you volunteer to help my class do a heart dissection?" Her immediat answer: "NO!" I said, "don't worry mom! We won't be dissecting an ANIMAL, we're using HUMAN hearts. Mom practically screamed, "WHAT? IT SAID IN THE PAPER WE'RE USING PIGS!" i laughed.

now dad is coming with me. he doesn't care about any ol' animals. sigh.

Don't you hate it?!

don't you hate it when you get in the shower, and the water is all warm, and then you find that there is no shampoo or conditioner in the bottles and then you have to yell as loud as you can, hoping someone will here you,and get you what you need? don't you hate it when the toilet is clogged, and you don't notice it, and than you go to the bathroom? don't you hate it when youre brushing your teeth and you don't want to look at the discusting particals that are in the sink, but your eyes somehow end up looking at the pieces of toast that were brushed out of someones teeth and into the sink and that peron never washed it out? these are all facts that will haunt me until i am no longer living with my brothers and sister. i know this may haunt you as well, and i'm sure you dread going into the bathroom as i do! :)

RATS!!

i am in a play. it is called RATS. i am a main person with 2 solos (applaud if you must). My name in the play is Quigley. i just wanted to tell all you people listening that i am a star in a play and i will soon be famous and in the newspaper(aughtographs later) CLAP, CLAP, CLAP. thank you! and good night! :)

Buddy

Jokes I have heard and thought were funny

There once was 3 campers and they decided to go hunting.
The first one went hunting and came back with a big deer. The 2 other hunters
said "wow! how did you get that deer?" the first guy said, "well, I followed some tracks, followed some tracks and I got my deer. Then, the 2nd guy went hunting and came back with a big deer. The 2 other guys asked "how did you get that big deer?" the 2nd guy said "well, I followed some tracks, followed some tracks and i got this deer. Then the 3rd guy went hunting and came back with a bunch of cuts and scratches on him. The guys said "how did you get hurt like that?" And the guy said "well, I followed some tracks, followed some tracks and I got hit by a train.

Mean Marraige joke
Wife(to husband):honey, would you get married again if I died? husbands reply: well, yes, I suppose I would. Wife(to husband) I see. And would you sleep together? Husbands reply: I guess. Wife: would you let her use my golfclubs? Husband: Of course not dear, she's left handed!